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Sept. 6, 2026

TwoTigers, Zero Dignity: Kiffin’s Debut Was a Clemson Funeral

OUCH! Clemson just got run over 51-10 in Baton Rouge and it wasn’t even close. LSU’s new “Lane Train” rolled out of the station on time after a weather delay and never looked back. Sam Leavitt ran for two scores, Dilin Jones punched in two more, and they added a pick-six for flavor. Clemson managed 145 total yards and spent most of the night looking like they forgot how football works. Dabo’s worst loss as a head coach. Congratulations. 

Two Tigers programs we don’t particularly like spent Saturday night reminding everyone why we’re glad we’re not them. One of them hired a guy who hops jobs like it’s Tinder and somehow still gets treated like a genius. Creepy Lane got his highlight-reel debut. Clemson got the participation trophy and a long flight home.